Friday, 15 August 2014

Day 22 & 23 – Mwansa, Tanzania - en-route to the Serengeti

We were up before sunrise, packed up and left our quarry before the bees returned. This is the first morning that we didn't even have a cup of coffee much to the distress of our coffee addicts. We just didn't need anyone stung so off we went for 20 Ks till we found the next quarry and stopped there for a good breakfast and .... Coffee!

We travelled very near a game reserve that is practically unheard of and so few people ever visit it. This place is so full of hidden treasures and will be worth visiting once the roads are fixed. We were told by an ex-Zimbo who is living in Tabora that the main problem with the roads is that the government keeps running out of money so they start these huge projects, run out of money and then everything stops again. So one day when it is all finished and the roads are finally done, it will be well worth visiting and enjoying the reserves.

Our trip to Tabora from our night stop was much easier, the road improved and apart from a few mad truck drivers and bus drivers we managed to make it to Tabora in two and a half hours. Mostly  smooth going until Ernest decided to play chicken with a huge articulated truck. It was going at an unbelievable speed and Ernest decided to stay in the middle of the road flash his lights and " slow him down" well I unknowingly had my finger on the radio button through sheer terror and the stream of profanities that were coming out of my mouth even shocked Rouvierre. We nearly landed down in one of those culverts like the guys we pulled out the day before. Shew a close call and I think Ernest realized that if you play chicken with these guys you definitely land up a dead squashed chicken. Life is cheap and so are cars and trucks judging from the amount of smashed and mangled ones you see on the roads here.

Before Tabora the population is very sparse and the countryside very wooded. They are certainly still on the charcoal bandwagon but they haven't decimated the country side too badly. Every now and the you can see some wildlife, we even saw a magnificent Sable. Can you believe it even ground Hornbills. We must have seen at least 10 groups of 4 of these birds at a time. I think there must be some local taboo on ground hornbills or I am sure they would have been roasted Hornbills by now. Then of course as I mentioned before there are just hundreds of bee hives high up in the trees, bee farming is a big thing.

The tar road from Tabora lasted all of 40 Ks and then disappeared! After that the track was even worse than the one we had been on for the last two days if that was possible. Well it was ghastly and sent us all into the gloom of wondering what the hell we were doing here when we could be sitting at Safari lodge with a long cool drink in our hands..... Just dreaming!!.. So we settled into silence and just pushed forward in a cloud of dust. The corrugations this time nearly took our teeth out and nobody even chatted on the radio. It wasn't particularly dangerous as you couldn't go fast and for a change my hands and the soles of my feet stopped sweating. We were determined to make Mwanza by nightfall even if it meant breaking our number one rule and thank goodness the road did turn into good tar for the last 250 kilometers. You could hear the mood of the group suddenly change when we saw tar, everyone started telling jokes over the radio, starting with Kim's joke that was for kindergarten kids, it was so bad I decided to repeat it here for my three grandsons, Luke, Kodie and Aiden. They will love it:
Why does the stool that you sit on to milk a cow only have three legs......because the cow has da udder.

Tabora is the dustiest most god forsaken town ever with more bicycles than I have ever seen in my life. There are just people everywhere and to drive down the road is not easy as they don't get over for anyone. You hoot and they kind of look over their shoulders and carry on walking, with a look of who the hell do you think you are, this is my road too. The thing that really gets us though is the butcheries, there are a lot of them and they have carcasses hanging up in the open with a guy with a huge panga hacking pieces of meat off. It is enough to make you a vegetarian for good, ugh.
I am glad Cammie is not with us as she would never eat meat again for sure. The other mode of transport are these little motor bikes with a cubby at the back, either carrying goods or people. They are just everywhere and you have to give way to them as they just don't wait.

In just about every town they are doing some kind of road repairs so you are on and off the road bumping up and down.  The houses were built by the old colonials and never maintained since they left, not even a coat of paint, rusty roves and doors and windows hanging at funny angles.
There are definitely not as many children in Tanzania as Zambia but the filth is still quite uncomfortable. The people are however very happy to see us and there are lots of waves and smiling faces as we pass by.

Thanks to the tar road we did make fairly good progress towards our destination. The terrain after Tabora is at first very desolate and desert like and you wonder that anyone could survive there, but survive they do. Then about 200 Km from Mwanza the farming activities start and the people start to look much more affluent and productive. They have huge areas that are used for rice paddies, its dry right now but it looks like they are all prepared and ready for use when the rains come.
Rouvierre was remarking that the people that live on the side of the tar roads have much neater dwellings and are more productive than the guys that live on the side of the dirt road... It sort of completely changes their attitude and production level.

So we eventually rolled into Mwansa at about 4.30, right into the Friday evening traffic jam. The town suddenly comes alive, everyone is out on the streets, sitting along the road in their bars, meat   braaing in the markets and festivities that are great to see. Rouvierre managed to find the yacht club on her GPS so we were off to go find the only camping spot in town, hoping like hell it was still operating. We slowly crawled through the traffic and voila there was the club right where it was last time. The only problem was that most of the site was covered in a huge tent. There was an Indian wedding taking place that evening. Oh dear, so we spoke to the manager who said that we had a small patch where we could camp but it might be a bit noisy but ....he promised us it was only till 12pm.
 
None of us could confront that after the long hard day, we had been going for 12 hours practically non stop. We sent Kim and Ken to a nice looking hotel just down the road. Can you believe it they were full. Over the weekends they operate at 100% occupancy. So next best thing was the hotel just next to the camp ground- and the wedding, and they only had four rooms. Two of the rooms were on an old small lake steamer boat which is in the lake but attached to the shore with three strong poles plus two ordinary rooms. Ken and Rouvierre took one of the "cabins" on the boat and Ernest and I took the other cabin which was up a ladder that was the only way to get from one deck to the other. Hell it beat sleeping right next to the Indian wedding party but the boat was at a slight angle so we walked down to the windows and up to our bed on the other side of the room.  You had to balance in the shower or you would slip into the wall.

We had a great relaxing dinner at this really quaint little hotel called the Tilapia. We had two showers each, one before dinner and one after dinner and then flopped into bed which by the way was like sleeping on a hard board. Still it had great pillows and a very big secure mozzie net. During the night I was woken with the distant music from the wedding party that went on till 5am. Thank goodness we never stayed in the camp site.

We arranged to all meet for breakfast at 7.30 as we had to shop, get all the fresh supplies for the next few days as we would be in Serengeti and there are NO shops there. We were all out of fresh veggies bread, eggs and fruit. Plus a very important visit to the semi precious gem lady that we had found last time we were in Mwanza. We had the morning to do all that needed to be done and we planned to leave by lunchtime. But there was to be a change of plans, while sitting at breakfast Ernest went through the itinerary and found we were a whole day ahead of schedule!! So we had a  day to play with, and decided maybe best to move into the camp site for the rest of the day and then spend the night at Mwanza and move out to Serengeti the next day.
The whole wedding tent etc. had been removed and we were the only guys in the campsite, a real pleasure! Our breakfast was served in the open air restaurant that is so typical of east Africa, because its too hot indoors and I guess when this hotel was built there was no aircons so everything is out in the open just with tables and chairs under pergolas. There were some rather large yellow billed Kites that have obviously caught onto the fact that all tourists are a little out of it at that time in the morning and they actually swoop down, under the pergolas and take the bacon and sausages off your plate. My gosh in SA we have little sparrows and doves feeding at the restaurants and here they have yellow billed kites.

So I managed to track down the gem lady and off we all went to find out what she had on offer. Rouvierre and Andrea (had the spelling of her name wrong before) came with me to the hotel down the road where Robyn, the gem lady had her new shop. I think they were more interested in the Cappuccino that they served at the hotel. Anyway after looking at all she had to offer, the girls went off by taxi to find this great new little supermarket that had just opened in town where you could buy just about anything. They wanted to get snacks and stuff for the car and then they went off to explore Mwanza. They had seen some interesting pots and stuff on the drive, plus it looked like there are some great markets where you could get local crafts, so off the two of them went on an adventurous afternoon.  I was anxious to get our supplied restocked so Kim, Steve and myself set off for the same supermarket and Ernest stayed behind to set up camp and start cleaning the car out after our war with the dust on the way to Mwanza.

Oh boy did we get lost. Robyn had given us a little hand drawn map of where to go but we just went around in circles and made no progress, I was getting anxious as it was 12.40 and I believed the shops close at one..... Plus we were told NO shops opened on Sundays so it would have been a bit of a disaster if the shops close their doors before I got there.

Mwanza is the town of little shops. There are fairly big buildings in the centre of town but the ground floor is made up of little garage size stores, ranging from clothes, cell phone shops, little grocery shops, hardware shops and cement shops all next to each other. No order whatsoever. It is the town or city of little traders all competing for the multitude of customers on the pavement, a real bustle of activity. The walls of these buildings are either covered in old tiles, mosaic or cement that hasn't been painted for the last 30 years.

The traffic is horrific, cars everywhere and nobody particularly obeys the traffic rules, one traffic light that we saw and all other intersection are circles with cars just going into these circles without really caring what the other guy is doing plus the bicycles weaving their way between this traffic.  Eighty percent of the men on the bicycles are carrying their wives sitting side saddle on the back with a baby on her back and another on her lap. They have become so adept at dodging the cars it is scary.

Anyway we did make it to the supermarket only to find that it was open till eight, all our nail biting for nothing. So we bought all that we needed from this amazing shop in the middle of this chaos, even got a nice cream for the three of us and off we want back to the yacht club to find Ken and Ernest hard at work cleaning out the vehicles. Ernest had swept the floor, washed them down and done all our washing, my gosh I need to take him on more trips like this, soon I will have him washing dishes too! That I am sure will make the girls in the office laugh. No, seriously they had both done a great job and it didn't stop when I got back. We washed out the whole kitchen and Steve got the hosepipe into the bathroom for me and after I had finished it turned back into its cream color instead of the muddy brown mess that it had gone over the last two days. We figured out where some of the dust was coming in and sealed it all up with duck tape and it looked as good as new again.

The girls then turned up after their adventures in town, they had been shown all sorts of markets and local points of interest and had a great time, at one stage they had a few locals try to jump into the taxi with them to show them where to go. Rouvierre had to be very firm and practically push them out the taxi or it would have been the two of them and six guys telling them where to go!
Robyn and her husband then took us on a short boat ride on the Lake (Lake Victoria, in case I haven't mentioned that before) and it was wonderful getting a different perspective of what the town looks like from the water.

The lake is the second biggest lake in the world, as against Lake Tanganyika which is the second longest in the world. It is full of bilharzia AND Crocodiles, so you can't swim or even put your toe in the water and it is surrounded by these very rocky hills that are too gorgeous with little tiny houses between the rocks. It is hard to describe how huge these rocks are, they vary in size but a lot of them are about the same size as the houses and are at all different angles giving a sort of mars like topography. There is one very famous rock that that sits at a funny angle in the middle of a small island in the water that is a real landmark in Mwanza and is called " the Bismark" presumably from the times when it was governed by the Germans.

There are a number of boats operating from the harbor ranging from little fishing dinghies to large cargo boats that carry goods to other ports in Uganda and Kenya. All of them looking like they need repairs like everything else in this region.

From the water you can see why the lake is so full of bilharzia and why you can't swim it it. There are a number of the fancy houses on the mountain side where the sewerage pipes just come straight from the houses into the lake. I think the health authorities in Cape Town would have a heart attack if they could see this!

After that we settled down to a relaxing evening, happy that we had a day to catch our breaths and get some order back into the cars, our washing done and our bodies clean again.

Rouvierre managed to win the BB award that day while sitting on her chair contemplating the water and the surrounding palm trees, she turned to Ernest and said she was wondering why the locals didn't pick the pawpaws off the pawpaw trees (those beautiful palms that she was looking at) as they were probably ripe. Ernest nearly choked on his drink he was laughing so much. She needs to be careful that the pawpaws don't land on her head from 20 meters up.
Apparently more people get killed from Coconuts landing on their heads than from falling off bicycles.

Until tomorrow, signing out!



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